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The sexy shorts song (it's all about you, by me and homo)
It's all about them,
It's all about my shorties,
It's all about them,
It's all about my shorties...
Yesterday i went to put on my theeexy shortth
then i went to go to thchool,
to tee-ee-eeach thpoooortth,
...and i want to chat up mr fricker,
when i get to thchool,
cause when i am wearing my thorties,
the guuys, think im cool...
And I would wear them every day,
if they would let me,
but if they were to get ripped,
dont know what i'd do...
And oh i feel jutht tho damn theckthy,
when i wear my shortth,
Dancing on the athtro turf,
it'th all about them...
*solo*
And I would wear them every day,
if they would let me,
but if they were to get ripped,
dont know what i'd do...
And oh i feel jutht tho damn theckthy,
when i wear my shortth,
Dancing on the athtro turf,
Yeth, they make my life worthwhile,
And i thang with a thmile,
it'th all about them...
It's all about them,
It's all about my shorties,
It's all about them,
It's all about my shorties...
Well, here are some songs me and hannah did in school, mainly about teachers
The Caffeine lady song (to the tune of Teenage kicks, by me and homo)
Caffeine lady and her dungaree dress (du du du doo)
Her motor mouth is the main cause of stress (du du du doo)
She talks and talks, woah, there is no end (du du du doo)
She's driving alll of us round the bend (du du du doo)
We wanna kill her, wanna kill her tonight,
and with crazy guy, we'll be alright! (woooah)
She thinks that she's a professional (du du du doo)
We hate her so much, she is a whore (du du du doo)
She calls us good, then she says we're crap (du du du doo)
She tells us off, when we chat back (du du du doo)
We wanna kill her, wanna kill her tonight,
and with crazy guy, we'll be alright! (woooah)
She talked too much, so we missed out on work (du du du doo)
She then blamed us, the freakin' jerk (du du du doo)
She told us we're running out of time (du du du doo)
We have to finish work in our free time (du du du doo)
We never never have to see her again,
cause crazy guy, shot her in the head!
YAY!
We never never have to see her again,
cause crazy guy, shot her in the head!
YAY!
The Badger chin song (to the tune of love machine, by me and homo)
I am a beard machine,
I teach geography,
all the kids laugh at me,
...and im gay
I ran the marathon
stole the beard from clayton
the ladys think im wrong
...oh yeah!
ho-o-o, he's a bearded freak
and he teaches geographyyy,
the stupid geek
Mr clayton now knows
he chased me down the road
pulled the beard from my nose
...now im gay
now i am really gay
like i was anyway
what will the students say
...oh right
Williams the useless teacher song (rudolph the red nosed reindeer, by me and homo)
Williams, the use-less teacher,
got a little bit tipsy...
once she went into classrooms,
and started to make out with brooms!
Then one night she lay in school,
(she'd lost her keys again),
she found some teachers playing pool,
and decided to join in!
But just like she was a shit teacher,
She was also crap at maaaaths,
she lost all of her money,
and was sacked the day after thaaat!
Oh how the kids rejo-oiced,
when they heard that she was gone!
they encored her with swear words,
as she drove into the sun
ha ha ha
She was a shitty teacher,
nobody could disagree,
all of us kids who hate her,
we're as happy as can BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stupid geek (to Basket case, by me and homo)
Do you have the time
To listen to him whine
About geography that
Stupid geek
He is one of those
Geography obsessed fools
He has no other life
No doubt about it
Sometimes he gives us all the creeps
Especially when he pervs on me
It all keeps adding up
We think hes cracking up
Are we just paranoid,
Or is he filming?
He got caught by the head
With a student in his bed
He said if it happened again,
He would be dead
He got told to keep away
Cause he'd given her AIDs
But hes still trying to get her
Back in bed!
Sometimes he gives us all the creeps
Especially when he pervs on me
It all keeps adding up
We think hes cracking up
Are we just paranoid,
Or is he filming?
Groping ladies tits...
Only then I get hit...
*solo*
Sometimes he gives us all the creeps
Especially when he pervs on me
It all keeps adding up
We think hes cracking up
Are we just paranoid,
Or is he filming?
The gomoturd song (by homo)
Gomoturd!
we're the chemists you love
We got gas!
from the skies above
Give us cash!
or we'll break both your legs, cause
gooomoturd, is the company that caaaares! *jazz hands*
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