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Gail: Why hello vicar
Af: Vicar?
Gail: Very nice blueberry jam what what eh?
Af: Oh, yes hawhaw, great cricket what what?
Gail: Yes a jolly good show from our boys pip pip *guffaw*
Af: Would you care to join me for tea and crumpets after luncheon, dear sir?
Gail: Yes that would be splendid old chap
Af: (Outburst of posh English torrets: what what guffaw cricket good fine sir crumpets o yes hawhaw)
Gail: Pip pip tally ho
Af: Tally ho old chap, dear me, he looks a bit faint, what what?! Here, have a drop of this brandy, should clear you write up, what what?
Gail: Oh not brandy dear sir here let me I’m a qualified doctor Harvard education what what give him some gin he'll be right in a jiffy!
There you go sir right as rain
Are you there?
Af: what what?
oh, must just have dozed off there!! Dearie, dearie me
Gail: 'ello 'ello 'ello what's all this then?
you're all pissed!
harvard education my arse
Af: why, its a little girl, with a knife....ooh! what a fing to 'appen!
bloody shockin'
Af: it was the butler! i saw 'im do it! 'e 'it 'er wiv the jam tarts, ven stabbed 'er wiv the custard creams! i saw it with ma very eyes!
Gail: there there dearie do sit down and let the police handle it
Af: there, there. let hilda get ye a blanket, dearie!
Gail: nahw then, do we 'ave and wi'nesses to th'crime?
Af: i saaaaaaaaaw 'im do it! it was the bu'ler, it was! great starin' eyes like saucers an' stubble on 'is chin! a riiiiiight ruffian, 'e is!
Gail: dearie PLEASE don't interrupt this is a very important case.. now you just sit yourself down and drink this here hot chocolate that hilda whipped up for you and then we'll take you home.
Gail: this has been a very tiring day, we really need to be able to concentrate
Af: iiiiiiiiiim no' dwunk! im jus' a li'l bi' TIPSY vat's all!
Gail: sweetie this is has been a long night, and shocking for all of us, you are delusional (muttering...pissed as a pole tch) now you just sit yerself dahn while we make some arrangements for you to get home
Gail: sweetie?
Gail: good heavens she's passed out
Af: i' was the bu'ler, why, i swear on ma very pippin's 'ead!
Gail: ah she's fine
Gail: don't worry hilda, false alarm
Af: wha' are you doin'? ypu get your 'ands off of me! i ain' drunk, i swear i ain'! you can' silence me!
Af: well well, what's all this, what what?
Gail: honey you are clearly drunk, do pipe down
ah constable bloggs
what took you so long?
Af: oh, a drunk madam, tally ho!
no no, you quite misunderstand! this is young pip from my very school, now! why pip, you are naughty! you've led us all a merry dance!
Gail: oh, deary me i do apologise
but where in heavens name is constable bloggs?
Gail: as for this "pip"
YOU, young lady, are going to regret this
Af: no, no squire, pip IS this young lady!
hes a good sport at cricket, oh, tally ho indeed!
Gail: oh i am very confused indeed
Af: im sure this can all be cleared up with some good old tea and crrrrrrrrrrumpets by firelight, dont you think, what what?
Gail: im going to go clear my head
Gail: im sure the inspector over there wouldnt mind chatting with you though
(hehe...chattette...i just remembered)
Gail: well hello inspector
Af: not cricket, what? oh, hoho, jolly good show!
well, must be going now! tally ho!!
Gail: ah nothing like a good competitive game to lighten a mans spirits!
oh no
Af: com along now, pip,there's a good lad!
Gail: that is a terrible shame
Af: it was 'im! i swears, it was 'im!
Gail: Do pipe down lad there’s a good boy
Af: Well, shows over, what what! Tally ho!
Gail: Pip pip!
I do hope to meet you again, good sir
We should meet for brunch tomorrow
Af: And you, yes yes, what what good show tally ho, tea and crumpets, cricket, oh yes what what cheerio!
Gail: Cheerio!
Katie: my pony ate my new shoes again. and i maxed out daddy's credit card. again.
Katie: uh life is hard as a spoiled brat
Me: sigh
Me: i know 8-)
Me: people just dont get us
Katie: they think like just coz like were like teenage millionaires... like were not deep nd meaninful people. omg that is so totally untrue we are so like deep
Katie: likew
Me: i no!
Katie: its so hard.
Me: like, i no
Me: i mean, i am so nice, but people are always so mean
Katie: omg i like totally crashed my new pink ferarri
Me: i offered this kid with no jewellery my necklace one day and she just like turned it down and walked away
Me: and i was so nice to her as well
Me: i was like
Me: "aw, u poor thing, u look like such a mess, here have some bling"
Me: what was her problem?
Me: aww, u poor thing
Me: u only had 2 of them as well
Katie: omg what an bitch. shes a whore. i mean who like totally like wouldnt wanna be like us.
Me: i no, totally
Me: those poor misguided souls
Me: weve gotta help them
Me: *sigh*
Katie: im so like totally over those commoners there so like last season
Me: that boho look is like so old, why dont they just quit it already
Me: tartan is THE thing right now 8-)
Katie: i no. god, im so in love with these gorgeous jimmy choo tartan stilettos
Katie: vintage dontcha no
Katie: dahling
Me: like, woooow
Me: thats like so awesome
Me: like ashton kutcher
Me: hes awesome
Katie: i no! i mean. hes kinda poor.
Me: yeah
Me: but hes like
Me: got his own tv show
Katie: doesnt even have his first £50 000000
Me: but he was really mean to lindsey lohan like, the other other other day
Me: shes like totally one of my best friends
Katie: that is so totally out. i was like shopping with her last thursday... shes such a doll!
Me: i no, and u no,
Katie: i mean, y no, wev gotta stick together
Me: she got like the most totally awesome *drools* tartan drainpipes the other weel
Me: *k
Me: and her hair is like, sooo cute
Me: yeah
Me: were so misunderstood
Katie: it is so totally awesome. she sooo suits blonde or brown or whateva
Katie: im so misunderstood.
Me: i know
Me: its like
Katie: its coz i like totally rebel
Me: were the real punks
Me: just cause we like bling
Me: theyre like
Me: ur not punk
Me: but we r
Katie: i no. i mean non conforming thats like so last week
Katie: conforming is totally hot on the cat walks
Me: like, i no
Katie: und those ugly mohawks
Me: i no
Me: and they like
Katie: nd leathers
Me: dont wash their hair
Me: its so gross
Me: they smell
Katie: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
Katie: theyr so gross
Katie: my mummy says scum like that shoud be shot. or locked up.
Me: i knoew
Katie: theyr a danger to nice millionaires like
Me: along with all those icky grungers
Katie: god ther soo yuck
Me: my daddy says all that black is bringin down the society
Katie: my daddy says they are the problem behind the government
Katie: its those grungers...
Katie: he's like so toally right
Me: totally
Me: ur dad is like, so clever
Katie: welll , yeah. every1 says thats wer i get it from
Me: yeah i no
Me: like, u got c+ in that last test
Me: u r sooo smart
Katie: yeah, im so smart
Katie: its like totally cool to be clever like me
Katie: just coz i cant do math. boys still think im totally cute
Me: u but u r bitch
Me: i wish i looked like u
Me: my ears are so fat :(
Me: btwe
Me: on a random note
Me: i think theres a few weekend tickets left for download
Katie: ooh. great.
Katie: im gonna c if my parent say i can go
Me: ok
Me: ud need 2 get a room in the same hotel as us
Katie: i realllllly wanna go.
Me: yeah
Me: u shoudl
Katie: itd be so cool
Me: i no :D
Katie: is ne1 else going from school
Me: mark on sat n ollie on sunday
Me: ( both r in yr 10)
Me: i dont no ne other
Me: s
Katie: i no. i like ollie
Me: yeah, hes alrite
Me: he can b meen sumtimes tho
Me: smelly grunger
Me: lol
Katie: he can. hes a bitch
Katie: my bitch
Me: he is
Me: u guys r like so cute together
Katie: i no. he's like so totally bitchy cute
Me: i noooo
Katie: aww. u hav a bitch
Katie: ?
Me: yeah
Me: cuthbert
Me: hes like so hot
Katie: kl. we could have a bitch nd whore gang
Me: yeah
Me: u r so smart
Katie: god. i think i met cuthbert at a paris cat walk. hes totally hot AND smart
Katie: with a great fashion taste.
Katie: man. i need a better bitch
Me: nah, ur bitch is like so the sex
Katie: well. yeah. he is rather in this season
Katie: ALL THE SEX btw
Me: i no
Katie: boys r just so totally like cute accesorries
Katie: the most!
Me: i no
Me: they r like the greatest arm candy
Me: EVER
Katie: and i love them 4 ther credit cards.
Me: yeah
Katie: gold silver PLATINUnum
Me: i hate havin poor boyfriends
Me: they like
Me: make u pay for ur own meals
Me: its like, so ungentlemanly
Katie: i no. god. boys should so like totally always pay.
Me: totally
Me: *sigh*
Me: my parents are mad at me
Katie: its not like i cou;ldnt afford it but... you know manners
Katie: why darling
Me: just cause i stole £100 from my mother
Katie: seriously?
Me: but i just needed that cashmere pillowcase
Me: what, no!
Me: lol
Katie: scared me ther
Me: lol dont owz
Katie: cashmere pillowcases r so like totally nessecairy
Me: they just dont get me
Me: im so full of angst
Katie: thewy dont understand what its like to be a rich bithc these days
Me: i no
Me: its like
Me: theyre too old to get it
Me: £10 000 just doesnt stretch as far these days
Katie: totally. i mean my mummys almost like 30
Me: wow, thats so OLd
Me: my mums like 25
Katie: i no. but dont tell ne1
Me: (we r still kiddin rite?)
Katie: thats pretty old. they just dont remember what its like to be young (oh yeah)
Katie: (seriously im still definately kidding)
Me: (ok)
Me: my mum like, almost had a wrinkle today
Me: but i told her so she could do something
Katie: OMG
Me: im so kind
Me: but she just got mad
Katie: u so are
Me: shes so mean
Katie: thats like the most! and so the least!
Me: like, i no!
Katie: i mean iam so gonna have botox
Katie: no wrinkles for me.
Me: yeah, same
Me: id hate to have wrinkles
Me: people with wrinkles are so ugly
Me: i hate visiting my grandma
Me: it makes me want to retch
Katie: i mean obviously i just had my boobs nd nose done,
Me: oh u did, i hadnt noticed
Katie: eww. my grandma is like ancient
Me: eww
Me: mine is like
Me: 40
Katie: my god. thats old.
Me: i know.
Katie: i dunno how old mine is. i mean she must have like been alive in the 1970s
Me: like, omg
Me: thats like, prehistoric
Katie: that was like the dark ages
Me: omg
Katie: shes so old.
Me: aw
Me: u poor thing
Katie: it s so hard. shes so embarrasing
Katie: :$
Me: there there
Me: i wont tell anyoen
Katie: thanks darling
Katie: ur the greatest
Me: my mum was wearing a skirt today
Me: i had to tell her to get changed
Katie: i mean obviously
Me: i cant be seen in town with her flashing her legs
Me: shes so embaressing
Katie: i no
Me: sigh
Katie: god. thats so wierd. AND EMBARRASING
Katie: u poor thing
Me: *sob sob*
Katie: aww. its ok. just dont get tears on my new gucci sweater
Me: oh, sorry
Katie: it was like totally expensivve
Me: ooh, its gorgeous
Me: like, where did you get that?
Katie: well, i had jeeves fly me over to san francisco. they have the best gucci store.
Me: oh yeah, i went there last weekend
Me: theyre like so good
Me: i got these sock
Me: d
Me: *S
Me: arent they great?
Katie: they tr soo in
Me: *shows really ugly socks with gucci logo*
Me: i no darling!
Katie: wow. i totally love them.
Me: totally
Katie: theyd look so good on my bitch
Me: well...
Katie: do they do them in purple
Me: yeah
Me: its really great
Katie: OH MY GAWD
Katie: i just have to have them
Me: OOOHHH you so do
Me: purple would really match u
Katie: theyd be so fab on ollie
Me: lets go to the shop tonight
Katie: (i pity him. i really do)
Katie: we so should
Me: (yeah)
Me: how long do they stay open?
Katie: we so have like totally great taste
Me: i know
Katie: uh til like 8.30
Me: we should totally be like, the fashion queens at our school
Me: thats plenty time
Katie: yup. omg we should coordinate outfits
Me: i cant believe we dont have a fashion police 8-)
Me: like totally!
Katie: we wouldnt wanna clash
Me: yeah
Me: that would be so embaressing
Katie: so im like thinking orange dolce sneakers
Katie: with green dior pants
Me: ooh, ill wear my purple trousers
Katie: and a pink chanel sweater?
Me: yeah
Katie: wow. we'll look so hot
Me: should i wear that lime green top?
Me: with the gold jacket?
Katie: thats be like so radical
Katie: i love ur colour ideas
Katie: theyr so hot
Me: i no
Me: im like, so good with fashion
Katie: ...if we go to selfridges i can like totally use mummys personel shopper
Me: omg what a totally awesome idea
Me: we have to do that
Katie: its only like£700 an hour
Katie: its like so reasonable
Me: thats like, such a steal
Katie: omg. thats like exactly what i said to stacey yesttersday
Me: like wow
Katie: wer so smart
Me: we are like, so alike
Katie: so talented. so hot. so cool so fasionable. we could like be sisters
Me: like totally
Katie: totally.
Me: yeah
Me: omg
Me: cuthbert is so cute
Katie: er... myh dinners ready. i have to go.
Me: ok
Me: seeya
Katie: he is
Me: *bye*
Katie: bye
Me: lol
Me: x x x
Katie: xxxx yay im cool
Me: lol
Me: bye
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